SEVEN DRUNKEN NIGHTS K7 : CAPO II Verse 1 :

Verse & Chorus :

Well, as I came home, on Monday night, As drunk, as drunk can be, I saw a horse outside the door, Where mε own horse should be... So I called mε wife, and I said tae her : "Will ye kindly tell tae me, Who owns tha' horse outside the door, Where mε own horse should be ?!"

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Chorus 1 : "Ah, ye're drunk, ye're drunk, ye silly old fool, I tell ye cannae see, That's a lovely Jersey cow That mε mother sent tae me" Well, many's the day I travelled A hundred miles or more, But a Jersey cow with a saddle on, I've ne'er seen before !

Verse 2 : And... as I came home, on Tuesday night, As drunk, as drunk can be, I saw a coat behind the door, Where mε own coat should be... So I called mε wife, and I said tae her : "Will ye kindly tell tae me, Who owns tha' coat behind the door, Where mε own coat should be ?!" Chorus 2 : "Ah, ye're drunk, ye're drunk, ye silly old fool, Still ye cannae see, That's a lovely blanket That mε mother sent tae me" Well, many's the day I travelled A hundred miles or more, But buttons on a blanket, Sure, I've ne'er seen before !

Verse 3 : And... as I came home, on Wednesday night, As drunk, as drunk can be, I saw a pipe upon the chair, Where mε own pipe should be... So I called mε wife, and I said tae her : "Will ye kindly tell tae me, Who owns tha' pipe upon the chair, Where mε own pipe should be ?!" Chorus 3 : "Ah, ye're drunk, ye're drunk, ye silly old fool, Still ye cannae see, That's a lovely tin whistle That mε mother sent tae me" Well, many's the day I travelled A hundred miles or more, But tobacco in a tin whistle, Sure, I've ne'er seen before !

Verse 4 :

Verse 6 :

And... as I came home, on Thursday night, As drunk, as drunk can be, I saw two boots beneath the bed, Where mε two boots should be... So I called mε wife, and I said tae her : "Will ye kindly tell tae me, Who owns th'm boots beneath the bed, Where mε own boots should be ?!"

And... as I came home, on Saturday night, As drunk, as drunk can be, I saw a prick between the sheets, Where mε own prick should be... So I called mε wife, and I said tae her : "Will ye kindly tell tae me, Who owns tha' prick between the sheets, Where mε own prick should be ?!"

Chorus 4 :

Chorus 6 :

"Ah, ye're drunk, ye're drunk, ye silly old fool, Still ye cannae see, That's a lovely geranium pot That mε mother sent tae me"

"Ah, ye're drunk, ye're drunk, ye silly old fool, Still ye cannae see, That's a baby's bottle That mε mother sent tae me"

Well, many's the day I travelled A hundred miles or more, But laces on a geranium pot, I've ne'er seen before !

Well, many's the day I travelled A thousand miles or more, But bollix on a baby's bottle, Sure, I've ne'er seen before !

Verse 5 :

Verse 7 :

And... as I came home, on Friday night, As drunk, as drunk can be, I saw a head upon the bed, Where mε own head should be... So I called mε wife, and I said tae her : "Will ye kindly tell tae me, Who owns tha' head upon the bed, Where mε own head should be ?!"

And... as I came home, on Sunday night, As drunk, as drunk can be, I saw two bollix upon the bed, Where mε own bollix should be... So I called mε wife, and I said tae her : "Will ye kindly tell tae me, Who owns th'm bollix upon the bed, Where mε own bollix should be ?!"

Chorus 5 :

Chorus 7 :

"Ah, ye're drunk, ye're drunk, ye silly old fool, Still ye cannae see, That's a lov'ly baby boy That mε mother sent tae me"

"Ah, ye're drunk, ye're drunk, ye silly old fool, Still ye cannae see, Them's the lovely golf balls That mε mother sent tae me"

Well, it's many's the day I travelled A hundred miles or more, But a baby boy with whiskers on, I've ne'er seen before !

Well, many's the day I travelled A thousand miles or more, But pubic hair on golf balls, Sure, I've ne'er seen before !


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